Political correctness gone wild
It has recently come to my attention through my well placed sources in our nation’s public schools, that children no longer sit “Indian Style” when they circle up for story time, but rather “Criss Cross Applesauce.”
Apparently “Indian Style” is just too insensitive a term to teach the impressionable youth of America.
Please, I beg you, don’t let your children say “Criss Cross Applesauce.” It might be the worst phrase in the English language. Worse than “case of the Mondays.” Worse than “Didn’t you get the memo?” Worse than “Hope and Change.”
Stand up against political correctness. Save our children. Save their futures. Don’t let them say “Criss Cross Applesauce.”